January 2011
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October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
3 posts
Did you know?
alcoholicgifts:
imafreebishbaby:
ashleefo-fashlee:
ianwoodiel:lisatmurphy:theprayersofpigeons:
The words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”?
“Eat” is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, “ate”? And if you rearrange the letters in “so-called Tea Party Republicans,” and add just a few more letters, it spells:...
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
10 posts
Can't sleep.
Anyone care to sing me a lullaby?
So much for that upswing.
February 2010
2 posts
It’s like I’m back at summer camp, and we’re at the rocky ledges that jutted out over the shore of the pond. I’m staring down at the water, 30 feet below, and everyone is urging me to jump. I want to jump. I really do. I know it will be exhilarating.
But I’m far too scared. I don’t know if I can…
January 2010
12 posts
http://slacktivist.typepad.com/slacktivist/2010/01/... →
Numbers →
azspot:
GDP of Haiti: $8.5 billion.
Goldman Sachs bonus pool: $20 billion.
Joyce DiDonato has got lungs. Holy hell this woman can sing.
Despite the horror of the situation, Damon Winter of the New York Times makes me want to be a photojournalist more than ever.
Something went right today.
I’d like more of that please.
Take care of me? I’m not sure I can do that.
But I will try.
I will try with every fiber of my being.
Chatroulette is my new crack.
How about this priceless gem?
“after i finished the joint and i thought i was im some skiing building elevator thing, and was rushing away from toilet and just fellet to ground to think wtf is going on”
Epic.
My addiction to Shakespeare is going into overdrive again…
How to wash dishes in an office
boy-wonder:
carlyvous:
marco:
Stack as many dishes, glasses, and mugs in the sink as you can get to fit in it. Be sure to include as much leftover food as possible, especially if it came from the ocean. There should be no more than 1 inch of clearance between the top of the stack and the faucet’s opening.
Saturate the sponge, then hide it somewhere in the middle of the stack.
Pour coffee...
But then again, what is ever really fair?
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
5 posts
1 tag
I need more superpowers.
Well. Who knew knuckles could bleed that much? Sheesh…
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; for they are vexations to the spirit.
But what do I do when they keep walking into my office and calling me on the phone and emailing me?!
October 2009
16 posts
When I do count the clock that tells the time, And see the brave day sunk in hideous night; When I behold the violet past prime, And sable curls all silver’d o’er with white; When lofty trees I see barren of leaves Which erst from heat did canopy the herd, And summer’s green all girded up in sheaves Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard, Then of thy beauty do I...
The worst thing about unpacking one’s bag after a long trip is knowing that you’ll just be repacking that bag and heading out the door again in less than 24 hours…
Kinda want another one of those mamoth beers…
…and yet, pretty happy about only having one. :-)
My upstairs neighbors keep stomping back and forth above my bedroom and it’s starting to get me annoyed.
I think it’s high time I got this vacation started with some good old fashioned relaxing. Cocktail? Check. Soak in the tub? Imminent.